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1. Tried having se* for the first time yesterday but I came far too early. I was waiting in the park for ages before it got dark. -------------------- 2. Why do people think that Jesus is coming back? It’s not like he was nailed to a boomerang. -------------------- 3. Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium -------------------- 4. I’m really worried about my Parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My room-mate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying. -------------------- 5. When the wife died, it was months before friends and family finally rallied round. They saw I was a mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… They wrote me a note: “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”

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